The Gods Must Be Crazy

For giving us reproductive capabilities or ourselves for actually carrying out the process. Realistically, it is messy process and consists of 18 or more years of challenges both for the prospective parents and kids.

My challenges these days are either dealing with the left over "joys" (aka health issues) of once being pregnant and in nursing my son who likes to make the whole process interesting. Today, my son after peacefully sleeping for about an hour and a half, decides it is lunch time. No problem one would think. However my little angel starts nursing and then proceeds to look around (particularily at daddy when he is in the room), forgets to eats, starts babbling, tries to roll over and pull out mommy's belly button ring (afterall isn't that why it is there?) and starts squirming all over the place. Usually after 5 minutes or much much longer of this and after much coaxing, he'll start eating again, to then end it with a larger than life burp and/or with a huge amount of spit-up all over me, the floor and himself. (Wouldn't want anything or anyone to be left out of this process.)

The disturbing part about mommyhood, is that as females.......we forget......give in to the biological drive.......and do it all over again.