Garbage Bags, BUGS, and Other Gross Plant Matters

I have just wasted a morning cleaning up the backyard. Give me grass! I much rather mow a lawn than to sweep tons of plant debris off a huge courtyard. It shouldn't take a person three or more hours to sweep, but it does. Low maintainance.....pfft! Worse part was clipping hedges approximately ten feet in the air. I had bugs all over me from pulling the branches down at at level in which I could wreak destructive havoc on them. I even had to shake the bugs out from inside my shirt and bra. *violent mental shakes*

As for weekend matters, I am getting stressed and I need more money for things. I think I am going to grow a money tree.