Everyday Adventures

Thus my adventure begins, a journey into the challenges of motherhood! CAST: WACKY HUSBAND ~ A man that I have to *page* before I get an answer to my questions when he's reading, which is all the time. KID ~ aka "Boogers", a nickname that drives Grandma insane. But to the point 'ya know?' SASHA ~ HUGE, throwback pomeranian who didn't turn out to be cute and fluffy like I wanted. Sometimes known to be housetrained. INLAW GRANDPARENTS ~ Not evil yet, but that may change.

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Thirty something woman with one husband, two kids and a variety of wildlife living under one roof.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Weather Forecast

Looks like rain. Lots of glorious rain. Nevermind the fact that the sun is trying to peek through the clouds. It will lose. I am envisioning for this weekend high velocity winds, an airborne 20 X 40 ft tent, rain, soggy guests, and cold food. Probability approximately 60%.

Forecast for the guest list: RSVP guests will not show, non-RSVP'ers will and all of us who are putting the gong show on...will walk around saying 'I don't remember inviting them? Who did? Are those teens legal drinking age?' Probability 80%

Forecast for my life today: A sleeping baby or a happy to play by myself baby, sewing without mistakes, a magically cleaning house, well-behaved hairball-less cats, non-peeing indoor dog, and self-folding laundry. Chances of that 0%.

Happiness forecast: Variable.

posted by Jenn | 6:49 AM

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