And We Called Him Fuzzy?
10:46 pm - Parental units crawl into bed. Cao who has been sleeping blissfully for the past three hours wakes up.
10:50 pm - Parental units crawl out of bed and into the spare bed for some peace and quiet....all the while praying to God that the child goes back to sleep.
1:06 am - Wife wakes up to the sounds of a child screaming and goes to rescue him. Upon crawling into own bed, she then discovers a very wet spot on the bed. Husband also joins wife on bed by flopping down unconcious.
1:07 am - Fluffy, STUPID pomeranian in hiding under bed. Suspicious wife examines spot, AFTER she has laid down on it. Suspicions confirmed. Wet dog leftovers.
1:20 am - Stain removed from brand new mattress set. Over three hundred dollar value comforter set that has to be washed, which will require the whole day of my time.
Today - Dog still alive, but currently very unforgiven.
10:50 pm - Parental units crawl out of bed and into the spare bed for some peace and quiet....all the while praying to God that the child goes back to sleep.
1:06 am - Wife wakes up to the sounds of a child screaming and goes to rescue him. Upon crawling into own bed, she then discovers a very wet spot on the bed. Husband also joins wife on bed by flopping down unconcious.
1:07 am - Fluffy, STUPID pomeranian in hiding under bed. Suspicious wife examines spot, AFTER she has laid down on it. Suspicions confirmed. Wet dog leftovers.
1:20 am - Stain removed from brand new mattress set. Over three hundred dollar value comforter set that has to be washed, which will require the whole day of my time.
Today - Dog still alive, but currently very unforgiven.

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