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I Got Me Some Chickens for Sale. Want One?
My msn conversation with my husband today. A demonstration on how boredom destroys us all.
Husband: Hmm, what would you put on a chicken poster?
Me: A chicken
Husband: pic of a chicken?
Me: No, a real one. It should get the point across.
Husband: On a poster? wtf?
Me: With a sign saying "for sale" and "all organic" And organic it will look after a few days.
Husband: UM, thanks for all the help. I will go and never bother you again
Me: Heh. You asked. It would remove more than a few mechanics out of your vicinity
Me: Hmmm, how about "Organic chicken for sale. Island Bred. Soon to be boat chicken to be immigrated to your doorstep. Visa not necessary. Consume immediately."
Husband: Heheheh
Me: or "Godzilla sized chickens plucked for your convience....see man at desk who has consumed way too much coffee in the span of microseconds."
or "Chickens for sale. Beheaded at your request by SCA certified butcher. Bring your own sword to the vile death of chicken and get a discount."
Husband: BUAHAHAHAH
Husband: I am so posting that last one to the list
Me: Take care, I think you may end up violating your wife's own copyright laws......
Husband: yes? BAH. You copyrighted nothing!
Husband: Hmm, what would you put on a chicken poster?
Me: A chicken
Husband: pic of a chicken?
Me: No, a real one. It should get the point across.
Husband: On a poster? wtf?
Me: With a sign saying "for sale" and "all organic" And organic it will look after a few days.
Husband: UM, thanks for all the help. I will go and never bother you again
Me: Heh. You asked. It would remove more than a few mechanics out of your vicinity
Me: Hmmm, how about "Organic chicken for sale. Island Bred. Soon to be boat chicken to be immigrated to your doorstep. Visa not necessary. Consume immediately."
Husband: Heheheh
Me: or "Godzilla sized chickens plucked for your convience....see man at desk who has consumed way too much coffee in the span of microseconds."
or "Chickens for sale. Beheaded at your request by SCA certified butcher. Bring your own sword to the vile death of chicken and get a discount."
Husband: BUAHAHAHAH
Husband: I am so posting that last one to the list
Me: Take care, I think you may end up violating your wife's own copyright laws......
Husband: yes? BAH. You copyrighted nothing!
posted by Jenn | 9:55 AM
2 Comments:
Haha. Thanks so much for the comment. Glad you like my blog! Yours is actually really funny, too. I'm glad someone out there shares my same odd sense of humor. If I had a chicken, it could be on your sign ;)
I have my moments! LOL. I like your rants way better than mine!
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