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What the F?
-Van Gogh Strikes Again-
Our tenants have left permanently. In their wake, they have left a suite that needs to be repainted AGAIN. Nevermind that I painted it less than 6 months ago. The little bastards damaged the walls so bad that it looks like 5-6 years worth of damage. I am even reduced to being the maid as I scrape off somthing that looks sticky (I ain't touching it) and covers the walls from the ceiling to the floor and over a surface area of about 7 ft. There is even food on the ceilings! How the hell did food get on the ceilings? Were they trying to leave leftovers in visible places so they didn't starve? We are adults...please people...... explain this to me? So, I have spent my whole days/nights painting something that shouldn't of needed painting in the first place.
Note to those who need a kick in the ass to get rennovations done. This can be accomplished by the following steps.
1. Place ad stating suite for rent.
2. Rent suite out to innocent teens.
3. Please note that no teen is innocent. They are all stupid, @#$%$ bastards. (They can't help it, they are ruled by hormones not brains...that's under the assumption that they have grey matter to begin with and they don't.)
4. Let teen tenants push every last button you have til the end result is eviction. That is glorious sanity.
5. Teens destroy your suite and leave.
6. You are now kicked violently in the ass and other hurtful places, cause now you have to fix the damage in a blick of an eye cause the next ass'ole tenants are going to move in....like tommorow.
7. Commit suicide....that's the only way you get out of this vicious cycle and your mortgage payments.
Please be aware that if you are a teen and reading this....beware, us adults don't like you at all. The only reason you aren't eliminated out of the food chain by us is that eventually through constant beatings do you turn out to be normal adults. This assumes that you don't eliminate yourself through your own stupidity, drugs, speeding vehicles and jail time.
For those who would like to point out the fact that I have a child of my own. I am currently conducting bizzare scientific experiments to try to eliminate the fact that he may need to go through said teenage stage. Current success predicted. None. Boarding school may be the way to go. Then university residence. etc.
Our tenants have left permanently. In their wake, they have left a suite that needs to be repainted AGAIN. Nevermind that I painted it less than 6 months ago. The little bastards damaged the walls so bad that it looks like 5-6 years worth of damage. I am even reduced to being the maid as I scrape off somthing that looks sticky (I ain't touching it) and covers the walls from the ceiling to the floor and over a surface area of about 7 ft. There is even food on the ceilings! How the hell did food get on the ceilings? Were they trying to leave leftovers in visible places so they didn't starve? We are adults...please people...... explain this to me? So, I have spent my whole days/nights painting something that shouldn't of needed painting in the first place.
Note to those who need a kick in the ass to get rennovations done. This can be accomplished by the following steps.
1. Place ad stating suite for rent.
2. Rent suite out to innocent teens.
3. Please note that no teen is innocent. They are all stupid, @#$%$ bastards. (They can't help it, they are ruled by hormones not brains...that's under the assumption that they have grey matter to begin with and they don't.)
4. Let teen tenants push every last button you have til the end result is eviction. That is glorious sanity.
5. Teens destroy your suite and leave.
6. You are now kicked violently in the ass and other hurtful places, cause now you have to fix the damage in a blick of an eye cause the next ass'ole tenants are going to move in....like tommorow.
7. Commit suicide....that's the only way you get out of this vicious cycle and your mortgage payments.
Please be aware that if you are a teen and reading this....beware, us adults don't like you at all. The only reason you aren't eliminated out of the food chain by us is that eventually through constant beatings do you turn out to be normal adults. This assumes that you don't eliminate yourself through your own stupidity, drugs, speeding vehicles and jail time.
For those who would like to point out the fact that I have a child of my own. I am currently conducting bizzare scientific experiments to try to eliminate the fact that he may need to go through said teenage stage. Current success predicted. None. Boarding school may be the way to go. Then university residence. etc.
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